Picking up from last session[1], our intrepid participants found themselves having acquired large amounts of
currency and a singular quest: retrieve Excalibur from the Vikings. First of
all, they healed themselves back up, earning the displeasure of the citizens
of Hounslow due to all the touching involved.[2]
The participants were swiftly expelled, and they did start on their journey
northwards.
Their first stop, at a small hamlet, led into every shop available to spend
their currencies and acquire accoutrements instead. At the tavern, Bark helped
three bare chested Germanic gentlemen in lederhosen decide whose bratwurst is
tastiest.[3]
Afterwards, the participants could trade currencies, needing Whizzo Butter to
buy a lucky rabbit's foot. Another village woman selling a sturdy looking
ladder needed her husband located. Once again, Bark smelled out his trail - to
the tavern and back - and located the fellow, well and truly dead, in the
basement atop some plague dead bodies. This new form of currency was liberated
and tied atop their draft horse, and also they took the guy back upstairs
pretending he was dead drunk instead of just dead, long enough to buy their
ladder and split.